I'm gonna be the next hokage @proto@raru.re

imagine kobolds

when people do nice things for you, you should do nice things for them. it's simple friendliness, or, as we called it in Ohio, "revenge niceness"

want a good web browsing experience? go into the woods and look for spiders

@Counsel sweating and trembling heavily looking at a slider going from 'strongly agree — strongly disagree' before finally putting down 'don't know' and instantly fainting

@esvrld answering “unsure” the survey question “should Israel get to bomb Gaza for free” and then bursting into tears

if i was aoc i would simply have voted no. seems easy

One of my favorite spots for lunch is the old haunted crypt beyond the briar patch behind my work. Nobody ever goes there and it’s always ~10 degrees cooler than the rest of the area, making it great for summer eating.

and here it is if you want it https://hollymcfarland.com/remote_instance_actions/

free Abarai Renji

im a defensive driver. i’ve specced into prot. my car has three invuln cooldowns and an instant selfheal. your dps lexus doesn’t stand a chance

I don't know who needs to hear this advice today, but you're welcome.

"In 1658, English sea captains complained to Parliament, 'The Dutch ... refuse to sell us a hogshead of water to refresh us at sea, and call us "English Dogs," which doth much grieve our English spirits."

oi, bit rude innit, callin us an uwu pupper, mate