Etaoin Shrdlu, Attorney at Law @proto@raru.re

i would never mod that many guns into morrowind. i would only add lore friendly firearms options. like the akm

GAMEPAD USERS:

when you hit the LT/RT or L2/R2 triggers: which finger u do it with

i would hate if the eroticism intrinsic to my pursuit of my rival turned into sexual tension!!

i would especially hate it if i was engaged in physical combat, such as a mech duel or a swordfight of some description, with my rival, and this turned out to be a sexual metaphor. i would not like that!

locking swords with my rival, our faces pressing really close together: haha

my rival gives me a smooch: oh no

Coca Cola should have less sugar but they should put the cocaine back so it'd be healthier. Just enough sugar so you can't taste the cocaine.

please take the time to thank the essential workers in your community: nurses, firefighters, and the guy who fires guns in the air every night to keep the rent down

Improved vertical leap is nice but nothing gets you more places than talking about your feelings

if elon musk offered me $5k for literally anything i would tell him not to fuckin lowball me

lmfao apparently someone runs a twitter account that uses publicly available tracking data to update the location of musk's private jet and he offered the guy who runs it $5k to take it down saying "I don't love the idea of being shot by a nutcase" god i hope he does

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism (unless you're buying a grappling hook)

good. the British and the horse deserve each other

what I have learned from this website is that British "people" have an innate fear of horses

"Capitalism tells us that if something because too expensive then consumers will stop purchasing it, but for some reason grocery stores haven't had to close due to lack of customers???????????????????????????????????????"