proto @proto@raru.re

Spyro, don't tell anyone, but we've stolen some magic from the Sorceress

the market has spoken

um actually what u call "post cringe" is actually known as lose subscribercore

i think about this literally so much

@Defectivetrxgedy #SexWorklsWork

damn, jo rowling is NOT taking quarantine well.

throwing knife, throwing wife

"hey healyn, who's your favorite teenage mutant ninja turtle?"

oh, i don't know, a dead one? they are abominations. no turtle should wield that kind of weaponry in a sewer

people are wondering "why are the kids singing sea chanties" when like, it's a genre of music entirely about working just the most shitty jobs and not knowing when you'll see your loved ones again

of course everyone's singing sea chanties

one of my favourite bits was when i told some blue lives matter evangelical on twitter that once, a cop stopped me, and the archangel michael descended from heaven, blew the cop to fuck, took a toke off my joint, and told me it's okay because cops don't have souls

the development of technology has brought us websites that are unable to display text without being able to run arbitrary code in your browser

"uhhhhhh why did everything get so shitty back in 2015" everything has been shitty the whole its just that you've been moderately protected from it because you lived in a borderless, world-spanning empire that now finds the walls closing in as everything slowly boils

new guy just dropped