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>watching The Batman trailer

Aim for his fucking mouth, it's not bullet proof lol

Still cracks me up that Ragusea still can’t perfect his presentation, so his wife has to step in his videos

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Ladies, if he wants to start a YouTube cooking channel, encourage him. You’ll be eating good for the rest of your life if it takes off. Like imagine being married to Babish or Ragusea

Do these candies still have lead in them?

w/e idgaf

Word up to my local liquor store for blessing me with the nostalgia

‪My mom showed me how to make tadig with lavash in a second pot. I’m fucking ready to make Persian rice for like 4-7 people. I’m no longer scared.‬

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My grandma & great aunts came to visit my new condo today, which meant it was time to flex my Armenian hospitality for the first time. Was able to serve coffee and sweets and cook dinner like a good host 😎

Okay, I needed some assistance from my mom, but I mostly got it done 💪🏼

A butterfly visited my pomegranate tree :blobcatPrettyPlease:

And then immediately rejected it :blobcatSorry:

Swiss chocolate? Belgium chocolate? GTF outta here. You guys can’t grow that shit. At least coffee roasters promptly label what country the beans originate from

Museums are finding it nearly impossible to post imagery containing artistic nudity on social media because their posts keep getting deleted and accounts suspended or banned, so Vienna's museums opened a page on OnlyFans.

TikTok closed the Alberta museum account for showing an obscured woman's breast.

Facebook ruled the 25,000 year old Venus of Willendorf figurine as pornographic and removed the post.

“OMG new Animal Crossing update! You should play again”

Is it the same tedious game mechanic?


I will pass then

Randomly remembered that the London Science Museum's taught me about the circadian rhythm and inspired me to fix my sleep schedule.

Spending my Friday night managing cables in the living room before my guests arrive tomorrow afternoon. Even since my college days, I haven't learned to avoid last minute deadlines 🥴

Gonna assume the yolk isn’t meant to be dry? lol

Definitely gonna swoop one early from 85°C next year

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It’s out of season and I got it from Costco, but I finally got my hands on some mooncake

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