Pinned toot

There's a tiny bug in my haskell hacker news bot. I could fix it in less than 5 minutes, but I don't really want to.

So if you want to fix it, I'll send you the equivalent of a nice dinner in bitcoin. Could be fun if you're learning Haskell or interested in it.

Message me if interested. NO PROFESSIONAL PROGRAMMERS/HIGHLY EXPERIENCED HASKELLERS

Pinned toot

C++20 is looking to be the biggest disaster of 2020

If the devil had to take me to my version of programming hell, it'd be much closer to having to program Scala forever than say, C++. C++ is like eating bland or overcooked food forever, Scala would be like eating your favorite food but always with a slight rotten taste

And Scandinavians come out the womb knowing how to produce pop music

Show thread

Taiwanese people come out the womb knowing how to design integrated circuits, similar to how French people come out the womb knowing how to program OCaml

Been checking out Halogen a bit. It seems unreasonably good. No way I can ever use it at my current job though lol

The Big Tesla Hack: A hacker gained control over the entire fleet
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2
Submitted by: evo_9; Score: 114

Does anyone remember the Guangdong meme on 4chan from a few years ago? It was a post complaining about how his parents would send him to his grandparents in Guangzhou if he didn't stop being a NEET

“A specter is haunting the internet—the specter of Homestuck. All the powers of new Internet have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this specter"

Google is apparently taking down all/most fediverse apps from the Play Store
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2
Submitted by: mynameismonkey; Score: 409

I just fixed it. But if you still want the bitcoin I can find you something else to improve

Show thread

HN headline: "Applying tech frameworks to biotech: key differences"

Is it bad that I thought they were going to try programming DNA with Angular.js

I'm going to use a slay tree to solve this problem. You know, a slay tree? It's a killer data structure.

SFBA 

IDK if I just haven't had it for a while but Back-a-yard tastes way better now. it was always good but now it's amazing

There's a tiny bug in my haskell hacker news bot. I could fix it in less than 5 minutes, but I don't really want to.

So if you want to fix it, I'll send you the equivalent of a nice dinner in bitcoin. Could be fun if you're learning Haskell or interested in it.

Message me if interested. NO PROFESSIONAL PROGRAMMERS/HIGHLY EXPERIENCED HASKELLERS

Show more
RaRuRe

A cool community, I guess.